Pyramid Scheming in Cairo

Sun-baked sands. A golden city. Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don’t fact-check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. Translucent brown Cheetah G frames. Gold reflective lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers. This pattern is one pyramid scheme we’d LOVE to sign up for. (Note to self: start rumor goodr’s logo was found in hieroglyphs.)